Thursday, January 11, 2007
ClevelandBrowns.com, or a Bad Brokeback Joke???
You want to know how out of touch with Cleveland fans the Browns' organization is??? Go to ClevelandBrowns.com today.I went to my team's website expecting to hear some spin about how the Browns are going to rebuild for a better year in 2007, how the front office has a plan to fix morale problems, how Romeo really just needs one more year to realize his coaching potential.
Instead, I thought that I had been redirected to some Brokeback Mountain spoof... There's a picture of a chest-bearing cowboy wearing a pearl necklace and tight jeans on the homepage. It looks like the Browns are more interested in pimping some country cowboy concert than in winning back those disillusioned die-hard fans who bothered to visit the website of the third-worst team in the league during the playoffs... If I want lame, overpriced concert tickets, I'll go to ticketmaster -- not ClevelandBrowns.com. I guess I need to go someplace else to find out what the hell is wrong with this franchise...
Friday, September 15, 2006
Let's beat the Bungles!
No matter what happens this week, at least we won't have to hear ravings about Reggie Bush's "magic feet". I guess with $100,000 you can buy a pair of those.
I think many fans over-reacted to the loss last week, but we did have higher hopes going into the season. But the Bungles have shown a weakness against the run and if the Browns stick to a sensible gameplan of power running and quick passes to keep the rush off Frye, they do have a shot this week.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Uh-oh Joe
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Improvements Needed
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Browns: "Best Draft in the NFL?"
I liked the Cleveland draft on paper last April. I gave the Browns my one A+ on the grade card.
The Browns like their draft even more now that they've seen their rookies on the field in training camp. Second-rounder D'Qwell Jackson (right) could start at inside linebacker in Romeo Crennel's 3-4 defensive scheme. Other early standouts from this rookie class are second-day picks Leon Williams (ILB, fourth round), Jerome Harrison (RB, fifth round) and Lawrence Vickers (FB, sixth round).
Take a look at Rick Gosslen's "Grade Card", the Browns' get an A+, the rest of the Division couldn't pass the state exit exam. (No retakes on the field!)
Monday, July 31, 2006
Adjust Your TV Set

Summer TV sucks. After one aborted attempt to watch "America's Got Talent" (hint: apparently it doesn't), I have been stymied in my attempts to find decent entertainment.
But there is hope.
The Brown and Orange will soon grace my screen again. We West-Coasters must depend on tape-delayed NFL Network airings of preseason games for our Brownie fix, but it's better than nothing. The schedule is as follows in PST:
Friday, August 11th Cleveland at Philadelphia- 1:00 PM
Saturday, August 19th Detroit at Cleveland - 1:00 PM
Tuesday, August 29th Cleveland at Buffalo - 1:00 PM
Saturday, September 2 Chicago at Cleveland - 7:00 AM
Live, tape-delayed, youtube.com internet streams, I could care less. Anything with the Browns on TV that isn't an ESPN Classic airing of "The Drive" will do.
NOTE:
If you don't have the NFL Network, you'll want to find out who does. Likely one of the biggest games of the next season, Pittsburgh at Cleveland, will air on the NFL network on December 7th (the NFL network got the rights to Thursday Night Football under the new TV package).
Friday, July 28, 2006
Curse of the Lake
According to Crennel (courtesy of ClevelandBrowns.com), "Nothing has changed, but when you lose a Pro Bowl player, you're not quite as good. I told the team we're going to need some guys to pick up the slack, and I think they will. I'm still excited about the season."
Unfortunately, Crennel decided to keep the players out of full pads yesterday to prevent them from going full throttle trying to avoid injuries. Fortunately, it wasn't a defensive lineman that caused the injury (rumors were that Ted Washington accidently stepped on him), but was rather a result of just landing on the knee wrong.
Capitol Dawg Pound
